Jeremy Kyle.

 

The Jeremy Kyle Show is my EXTREMELY guilty pleasure.
It's so bad it's good.

After watching it, I genuinely feel like Britain's Next Top Model and the Winner of a Nobel Peace Prize.
No matter how depressed, stressed and downright desperate I could become in my life...
I will NEVER, NEVER EVER, go on this show.

I had a dream about Jeremy Kyle once though... I was looking for a ginger cat in an Egyptian Market and Jeremy Kyle was doing a show in a barn behind the market, and he kept following me, asking me to come back to him because he's in love with me... Hmmm.

30 Day Song Challenge: Day 05 - A Song That Reminds You of Someone

For Emily :)

LOL

• Debbie Taylor Lol, well I was going to wear a Carrot Costume... and jump out from behind a bush and rub my orange carroty peelings in your hair so that you turn ginger... xxxxx

   

  Emily Jane Penrose Sounds hot! I'll be a potato and rub my peelings in your hair, then you'll go bald, like a potato. And all your dreams will come true!

  
  

  Debbie Taylor I don't know what to say... except... Thank you *Cries tears of joy*
  Will you wax my head? And shine it up good?

  
  
• Emily Jane Penrose Always deb, I'll even put lavender on it. xxxxxx
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• Debbie Taylor LMAO!!!! "Lavender... you GET ON MY HEAD"
  

  I can't wait for this moment!!! :D :D

   

  This is sometimes, why we should NOT be allowed to speak to eachother...

Registering your Debit Card with the XBOX LIVE Marketplace is DEADLY.