The Best of Ollie Willaims (Family Guy)

Ollie: IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS!

Tom: Sounds rough Ollie... do you have an umbrella?

Ollie: HAD ONE!

Tom: Where is it?

Ollie: INSIDE OUT, TWO MILES AWAY!
Tom: Is there anything we can do for you?
Ollie: BRING ME SOME SOUP!
Tom: What kind?
Ollie: CHUNKEH!

Tom: Alright, we'll get on that.

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Diane: Now we go to Ollie Williams with the adopted pet of the week...

Ollie: WHO WANTS THIS DOG?

Diane: Thanks Ollie. Now let's go to Peter Griffin with "You know what really grinds my..." Tom, what are you doing here, you don't work here anymore...

Tom: Well Diane, I have an exclusive story, and I can't figure out how to check my emails from home...

Ollie: DID YOU CHECK YOUR TCPIP SETTINGS?!
Tom: Yes I did Ollie.

Ollie: ENABLE COOKIES?!
Tom: Yes Ollie

Ollie: WANT THIS DOG?
Tom: No thank you, Ollie.