Fable 3 Gnome Quotes

The Gnomes on Fable 3 make my life.

They're so damn funny.

Here's just a few of their best quotes...

 

"Seeing you brings back memories... Of wanting my eyes gouged out!"  

"I sensed your presence before you even arrived. What did you eat?!" 

"I'd like to get to know someone like you... And then drown them."  

"Sometimes I just want someone to talk to. And sometimes I want someone to kick in the crotch!" 

"Excuse me, do you have the time... To get stuffed?!"  

"We could be best friends, if I liked people with an arse for a face!" 

"I could help you find what you're looking for. Step one: Pull your head out your arse!"  

"I think your weapon might be bent. Oh no wait, that's you!" 

"Must be nice being able to lick your own privates. But doesn't that embarrass your dog?!" 

 

 And my personal favourite....

"I'd like to come 'round your house for tea. And then I'll have your mum."