Jeremy Kyle 12 Days of Christmas

The Jeremy Kyle 12 days of Xmas....

12 cans of carling, 

11 DNA tests, 

10 dads to choose from, 

9 teeth between them, 

8 squeezed in tracksuits,
7 stinking smackrats,
6 Dunlop trainers,
5 stolen rings,
4 fat slags,
3 ugly twats,
2 timing c***s,
and a wanker who parades them on tv!!